It was a beautiful day. The cool fall breeze was passing through the two functioning windows in my car (one of those being the sunroof). I was heading to work without a care. Listening to good tunes and singing along. I stopped at a red light that seemed to be taking forever. I didn't care, though. I had plenty of time to get to work. Suddenly, I saw something dark pass by the side of my head. I looked over to see one of the biggest black wasps I had ever seen my life. It casually flew through the sunroof and into my car. I could feel my face twist from the horror that overcame me. The creature landed on my passenger side door and slowly crawled around as if it was searching for a new place to live. NOT IN MY CAR! The light is still red. On the outside I didn't move a muscle. On the inside, I was hysterical. "I'll just calmly open the door and see if I can get it to fly out.. yeah! That'll work!" I thought to myself. As I reached for my drivers side door, it lifted off and slowly flew to my side of the car. It landed right on the handle of my door and I lost it. I was like a horror movie. The B-rated kind of horror movie when you're yelling at the T.V. to the stupid blonde girl to get out of the room because the killer is going to get her. However, she can't remember the simply function of a door knob to escape and just falls to the floor screaming. BOOM! She's dead. That was me in my car. I was the stupid blonde girl. I couldn't remember how to unbuckle my seat belt or how to unlock my door to escape. I straight up panicked.
It flies off of my door towards me as if to land and a bitched slapped it like my life depended on it. Realizing it's life was in danger, it shot out through the sunroof. At first I thought it was still in my car, violently flying around wanting to attack me. The light turns green. "Now I have to start driving?!?!?" I was sure that I was going to crash and die. My life was over. My hands were shaking so bad I could barely hold on to the steering wheel. Through the chaos, I managed to turn into a parking lot and thoroughly search my car for the beast. Nothing.. It was gone.

And so I live another day...

hahaha, this is great. At least you got to turn your misfortune into an awesome post.
» Zanzibar on 2013-11-02 03:14:23

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